so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
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