You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
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False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
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I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
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