On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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