i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
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