you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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