These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
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