He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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