thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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