His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Randomize
