how drunk was i? i pretended i was getting a blowjob from a fuckin dolphin in front of my dad. thats how drunk i was.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
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I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
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He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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