we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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