K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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