he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
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He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
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I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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