Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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