Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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