yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
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I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
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She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
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