i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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