At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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