So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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