YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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