fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
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You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
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I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
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