the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
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