Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
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There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
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The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
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