so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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