She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
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Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
i've created a new STD.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
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we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
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