The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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