I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
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