I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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