i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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