Those balls look pretty dangerous.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
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We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
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Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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