I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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