My cat gives me a boner
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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