NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
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