I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
How external is "for external use only"?
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
wow bdsm is so cute
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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