is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
My dick has a subreddit
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
Randomize
