"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
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Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
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Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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