dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
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