Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
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it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
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video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
This toilet bowl is my home.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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