No awkward lesbian experiences without me
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
did i just pee glitter
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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