VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
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