Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
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Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
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Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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