We won't sleep together?
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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