We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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