She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
he quoted the bible to break up with me
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
Randomize
