found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
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My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
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OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
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