just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
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I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
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I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
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