I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
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