you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
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I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
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I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
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