i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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