Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
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I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
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Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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