Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
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I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
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I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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