We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
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Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
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She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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