I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
I got us kicked out of the bar because the waitress found me in the kitchen trying to make spaghetti
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
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her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
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She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
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