she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
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You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
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I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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