i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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