I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
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i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
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I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
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